Sunday, May 31, 2009

当没酒品的和没人品的在一起

离他们越远越好.

This 没人品 ah cai - James Fool made the whole world busy, pissed & created a mess - all because he is such a good fren of a 没酒品的.

Crimes:

- He wanted to act hero by insisting that it's not safe to check-in the 没酒品的 into a 5* hotel room.

- Insisted the poor married couple of the day to send the drunken man home with him.
- Got agitated after helpful comments were given and pushed ong. That's when a fight broke out & he got punched by the ong's bf to which he did not managed to return any coz he was restrained by jt! *hah!*
- Pushed the bride of the night to bump onto car door when she tried to protect ong.

- Shouted that he does not need peps like us who are not from U*B bank to help.
- When majority decided to check in the 没酒品的 into a room, hotel requested someone to stay with him to ensure everything is going on well; he commented "everyone has a home to go home to, we should not be staying over"

- But after all the hoo-ha, he eventually ll has to check in a room with his
good fren; wasting everybody's time.
从此以后,
- 肚脂痛找不到toilet; 找到了没paper.

- 走在路上中dog shit; 走在树下中bird shit.

- 迟到搭不到cab; 搭bus 和 mrt 得不到seat.
- 他爱的人不爱他; 他的工作一切不顺利.
- 穿衣buttons掉; 穿裤stitches开.


没酒品的
Got himself dead drunk after he challenged the bride to drink.
So drunk that he couldn't sit up straight.

好不容易 it took 4 men to carry the drunken man into a car, he pee-ed & puked in the car! *
poor driver*
For the rest of the night, he just lay there like a copse.

任人搬来搬去.
知道自己酒品不好就要自量自制.

现在脸都丢尽了吧!


Bankers eh!

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